A Perfect Day

First of all - It would be Saturday, with a nice and freah weather
2nd - I'd wake up and have two cups of milk
3rd - Take a warm and bubbly bath
4th - Lasagna for lunch
5th - Nap on the sofa
6th - Wake up with a great idea and make a movie
7th - Watch TV hanging a cup of tea
8th - Practice my French
9th - Spaghetti for dinner
10th - Daydream lyed on the carpet and go to sleep

How would be your perfect day?

A few cousins...

Cheshire (Purple)
Here's my English and purple cousin. We used to play together when we were kitties, good times, I remember... he won Hide & Sneak many many times, and oneday I couldn't find him anywhere, so he disapeared... forever... I 'wonder' where he is now...

Tom (Grey)

He lives on the next neighborhood, he and his little fellow Jerry.

Top Cat (Yellow)

He has always been a fancy, popular and nice cousin, and poor. What is his name?

Felix (Black) -- it couldn't be black so you wouldn't see...
... nothing to say... I'm sorry...

Lucifer (?)

Here's Cheshire's brother. I like him... he's so nice with us....

Television, I Love You.

I made a poem:

Television

Television,

How would I be without you?

Your love is my obsession,

I know you love me too.

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Television,

There's no space in the sofa for two,

Your light steals all my attention,

I know we'll be married soon.

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Television,

Watching you is so good,

Seeing you is my passion,

Loving you by noon.

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Television,

Your eyes are my clues,

Your shape is my affection,

Television,

I love you.

How to be lazy

Are you interested to join the Lazynism? I should warn you that it's a harsh religion, but it's becoming more popular day by day. We, lazies, are happy for having another one among us.

Here are the things you have to do if you want to be lazy:

1st - Don't do gymnastics.

2nd - Have someone to clean your house for you.

3rd - Do not waste time discussing too much.

4th - Have a confortable and a soft bed, sofa, couch and pillow.

5th - Do not betray the television!

6th - Do not go anywhere far on foot.

7th - Do not have big pets if you are supposed to clean their things.

8th - Love yourself.

9th - Hate Mondays.

10th - Take a nap everytime you feel sleepy.

And remember, you can stay with your religion at the same time you are lazy, we don't care about it. You are free.

How to survive Mondays.

What we all should do on mondays:
First of all - Wake up slowly and becareful not to step first with your left foot!
Second - If it's cold, go to the kitchen with your blanket and take a delicious breakfast. Remember, slooowly...
Third - Step by step, go back to your bed and get into it and take a nap, becareful not to fall asleep or you'll get late.
Fourth - Wake up slowly again, right foot first, now slowly go brush your teeth and do what you have to do in the bathroom.
Fifth - Get ready to work or school.

Remember, you have to wake up a little earlier than you are used to. I know, I know, it's hard, but you can overcome. If you do it every mondays, you'll survive the day.
If you are not mormon, I can tell you that coffee can help you with your sleepyness. Really.