Are you interested to join the Lazynism? I should warn you that it's a harsh religion, but it's becoming more popular day by day. We, lazies, are happy for having another one among us.
Here are the things you have to do if you want to be lazy:
1st - Don't do gymnastics.
2nd - Have someone to clean your house for you.
3rd - Do not waste time discussing too much.
4th - Have a confortable and a soft bed, sofa, couch and pillow.
5th - Do not betray the television!
6th - Do not go anywhere far on foot.
7th - Do not have big pets if you are supposed to clean their things.
8th - Love yourself.
9th - Hate Mondays.
10th - Take a nap everytime you feel sleepy.
And remember, you can stay with your religion at the same time you are lazy, we don't care about it. You are free.
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